Technician Grade 4 – These are people who’ve been in the job long enough to still have good worker-friendly contracts and whose stance on any situation, whether from a multi casualty major incident to a disciplinary hearing, is more solid and unmoving than the foundations of Everest. You can spot a Tech 4 a mile off by their presence – a casual swagger and a glazed expression that tells you they’ve probably been there and seen everything “before you were born mate”. A Tech 4 will never be wound up and can never be unnerved by a bad job. But nothing will give a Tech 4 more happiness and satisfaction than when he or she sees some terrible misfortune befall higher management. They are that magical breed of person that could probably bring a patient back to life with nothing more than a hefty boot and a look of utter contempt.